Popeye: Coming in at numero tres is the man who coined the phrase, "Tha's all I can stands, and I can't stands no more!" Popeye the Sailor Man. Who wouldn't love a tobacco smoking, tattoo sporting, mumbling son of a gun with forearms the size of fire hydrants? And to top it all off he kicked some serious booty, while sending a message to children across the world: eat your spinach and be stong like me. How many of you fell for that one as a kid? What's astonishing about Popeye was that when he was first introduced as a character, the Nation's spinach producers enjoyed a 30% increase in spinach consumption. "Well, blow me down!"
Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget: To this day, the following Villain is probably the greatest mystery to arise out of the 1980s...greater than the whereabouts of Bubbles, Michael Jackson's chimp. Dr. Claw was the faceless terrorist who spent his days plotting against Inspector Gadget from his surveillance room, accompanied by his evil cat. In my book, anyone who spends his days petting his kitty must be up to no good. Dr. Claw ranks number three on our countdown due to his elusiveness. Nobody ever saw Dr. Claw's face. Children would come back week after week with the false hope that the likeness of Dr. Claw would be revealed once and for all. To tell you the truth, I still check in just in case. In the end, Gadget never caught Claw...so if you see a man with a silver glove and a spiked bracelet carrying a cat, take a picture, kids everywhere are waiting. [WARNING: THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5...4...3...2...1...]
Wordworth from Heathcliff: Premiering, in 1984, "Cats & Co.," which aired immediately following the Heathcliff cartoon, featured Wordsworth as a member of a gang of felines called the Catillac Cats: Riff Raf, Hector and Mungo (hmmm... latino cats?). Always speaking in rhyme and wearing his ear phones and roller skates, Wordsworth goes down in history as one of first mainstream cartoon characters inspired by the fledgling hip-hop movement of the early 80s. For his freshness he lands at number five.
She-Ra Princess of Power - That's right...I said it, I said it! She-Ra was evil, for a minute. People tend to forget that before she realized that He-Man was her twin brother, she tried to kill him. That's right, she tried to kill He-Man. In episose 84 of He-Man: Masters of the Universe, She-Ra captured He-Man and stuck him in a glass chamber meant to suck all his powers away. Luckily, He-Man was too strong for such tomfoolery and was able to escape, but only to realize that this hussy was his sister. Anyone that tries to kill He-Man is a villain in my book. So for that, she goes down as the number 5 villain on the Nicademiks Top 5 Heroes and Villains Countdown. But we'll give her brownie points for changing her ways.
Mighty Mouse: Coming in at number four is perhaps the second most famous rodent of all-time (second to Mickey, of course), none other than Mighty Mouse. Boasting a sharp yellow and red ensamble, with a chest to match that of Rane, Mighty always seemed to get the job done and saved his damsel in distress. With his catch phrase, "Here I come to save the day!!" Mighty is credited for inspiring Marvin Benard, Mugsy Bogues, and other members of the 5'8" and under club into finding success in life.
Mumm-Ra from The Thundercats - Of all the planets in the universe available for colonization, the Thundercats chose to settle on one that housed a mummy obsessed with Thundercat artifacts and Thundercat murder. Mumm-Ra was a worthy adversary. For the most part, Mumm-Ra was a weak old mummy, but he had the ability to cast spells which would transform him into an enhanced muscular blue demon Mumm-Ra, fully capable of thundercide in the first degree. Fortunately for the Thundercats, Mumm-Ra had an Achilles Heel...if he saw his reflection in a mirror, he would be transformed back into his weaker version. You would think the Thundercats would have wore reflective uniforms or discovered some obvious solution. So for all his evilness, Mumm-Ra ranked number four on the villains list. Bonus points, Mumm-Ra had a dog name "Ma-Mutt."
He-Man: Coming in with authority at a solid number two is...He-Man. A self-proclaimed Master of the Universe, He-man was every kid's hero in the 80's and is still tucked within the hearts of many. From the moment when he first grasped hold of that magic sword as the prince of Eternia and transformed into a superhero, He-Man has been a part of all of us. (Matter of fact, he just celebrated 20 years this month.) The days of watching He-Man cartoons and trying to figure out what the heck Orko, a.k.a. that flying elf/alien that wore an outfit from Alvin and the Chipmunks, was will forever bring nostalgia to the heart of this nica (*eyes watering...sniff sniff). ahhh...back in the day, when I was just a little gallo pinto...
Skeletor: It is only fitting that on the day He-Man is recognized as the number 2 hero, Skeletor is recognized as the number 2 villain. Skeletor was He-Man's evil equivalent. In fact, if you look closely at Skeletor, he pulled a Sean "Puffy" Combs, and remixed He-Man's style: He-Man wore a sword-holder, Skeletor wore a sword-holder...He-Man walked around in his underwear, Skeletor walked around in his underwear...He-Man had a feline side-kick, Skeletor also had a feline side- kick...do you see a pattern here? In spite of that, Skeletor had nothing but disdain for the Prince of Eternia. Backed by a gang of evil henchmen wearing fuzzy underwear, Skeletor's main goal was to infiltrate Castle Grey Skull. But like the Detroit Tigers, Skeletor could never win. Regardless, anyone with a skull as a face should be considered evil, so for that and all the aforementioned reasons, Skeletor made number 2 on the Nicademiks Villains List.
Hong Kong Phooey: What do you get when you put a clumsy janitor named Penry together with some mean kung-fu fightin' skills? Pure cartoon genius, kid. That clever pairing brings us the number one hero to this list...Hong Kong Phooey. Working as a janitor at the police station by day, Penry would transform into his superhero alter-ego by diving into a filing cabinet to change into his karate fit. He would then bounce out the window backwards and hop into his Phooeymobile, completing the transformation into Hong Kong Phooey, a mean, crime fighting machine who never left home without his trusty handbook, The Hong Kong Book of Kung Fu. Give it up for the #1 dog with the kung-fu grip, who is perhaps this nica's favorite cartoon character of all-time.
Gargamel: He was your basic poverty-stricken evil magician from South-central Smurf Village. Everyone is so sympathetic to those Smurfs, but Gargamel was the real victim…he lived in a shack, he owned one raggedy outfit which looks like a hand-me-down from his grandma, no friends, no hair, no nothing. Gargamel had two main goals: to turn Smurfs into gold or to catch and eat Smurfs. The gold was just his way out of poverty and the man has gotta eat. Just because Smurfs could talk doesn't mean they can't taste like chicken. It seems to me that Gargamel was just the victim of a empoverished upbringing. His repeated attempts at Smurf-murder put him number 1 on the Nicademiks Villains List...he's arguably the baddest cartoon mofo.
...1980's CARTOON HEROES AND VILLAINS COUNTDOWN.
Cartoon Heroes and Villains Week - September 2003